Give each movie a word to describe its direction

Started by Jack Napier, Mon, 16 Mar 2009, 04:24

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(I hope "the" and or two words count  ;) )

1989 Batman: The Good
1992 Batman Returns: The Dark
1995 Batman Forever: and the Ugly
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1997 Batman & Robin: Batman Forever let loose
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2005 Batman Begins: Batman & Robin's offspring
2008 The Dark Knight: Joker Returns

I have always thought that if 89 and returns were weapons:

89 would be a knuckleduster and returns would be a black handled samarai sword

Quote from: ral on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 18:15
Quote from: Gotham Knight on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 18:09
Bad Orgasim
Is there such a thing?  ;D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote from: ral on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 19:48
I have always thought that if 89 and returns were weapons:

89 would be a knuckleduster and returns would be a black handled samarai sword

I can only guess what Batman and Robin would be.... :o

Quote from: Sandman on Wed, 18 Mar  2009, 23:48I can only guess what Batman and Robin would be.... :o
Astroglide?  A broken toilet seat, perhaps?

Batman -  Forwards
Batman Returns - Sideways
Batman Forever - Backwards
Batman & Robin - Downwards
Batman Begins - Upwards
The Dark Knight - Onwards
Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof, alright? No big loss.

Thu, 19 Mar 2009, 01:33 #15 Last Edit: Thu, 19 Mar 2009, 01:35 by Dark Knight Detective
Quote from: Sandman on Wed, 18 Mar  2009, 23:48
Quote from: ral on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 18:15
Quote from: Gotham Knight on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 18:09
Bad Orgasim
Is there such a thing?  ;D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd call it a drug trip or a complete nightmare. :P

Quote from: ral on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 19:48
I have always thought that if 89 and returns were weapons:

89 would be a knuckleduster and returns would be a black handled samarai sword

I can only guess what Batman and Robin would be.... :o
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The example of how not to direct a Batman film, as well as......... A HUGE PIECE OF CRAP (when looking at it from a serious perspective)! :P ;D

Thu, 19 Mar 2009, 02:37 #16 Last Edit: Thu, 19 Mar 2009, 03:00 by Sandman
Quote from: Dark Knight Detective on Thu, 19 Mar  2009, 01:33
Quote from: Sandman on Wed, 18 Mar  2009, 23:48
Quote from: ral on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 18:15
Quote from: Gotham Knight on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 18:09
Bad Orgasim
Is there such a thing?  ;D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd call it a drug trip or a complete nightmare. :P

Quote from: ral on Mon, 16 Mar  2009, 19:48
I have always thought that if 89 and returns were weapons:

89 would be a knuckleduster and returns would be a black handled samarai sword

I can only guess what Batman and Robin would be.... :o


The example of how not to direct a Batman film, as well as......... A HUGE PIECE OF CRAP (when looking at it from a serious perspective)! :P ;D

Well i was thinking more along the lines of a double ended somthing somthing.

^ What were you thinking of? Please, do tell. ;D

Quote from: Sandman on Thu, 19 Mar  2009, 02:37
Well i was thinking more along the lines of a double ended somthing somthing.

light-sabre?