A Flat

[Catwoman]

*clears throat*

I never knew that our romance had ended
Until you poisoned my food;
And I thought it was a lark
When you kicked me in the park
But now I think it was rude.

I never knew that you and I were finished
Until that bottle hit my head;
Though I tried to be aloof
When you pushed me off the roof
I feel our romance is dead.

It wouldn't have been so bad if you had told me
That someone had taken my place
But no, no you didn't even scold me
You just tried to disfigure my face

You'll never know how this heart of mine is breaking
It looks so hopeless but then
Life used to be so placid
Won't you please put down that acid
And say that we're sweethearts agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain?

Yeah!

[The Laughing Fish]

That's from the episode Harlequinade, isn't it? A disturbing song about relationship abuse sung in an amusing manner. Harley Quinn and Joker's romantic relationship is so twisted.

My favourite part in that episode is when Batman and Robin try to defuse the nuke and the Joker turns the plane around and firing machine guns as he yells "That nuke is going off even if I go with it!". Even better, he STILL forgives Harley and makes out with her even though she ruined his whole plan, while Batman and Robin looking at each other confused. 

[Catwoman]

"What was she before she went bonkers?" "A clinical psychaitrist. "Figures."