Batman Returns sexiest scenes

[Catwoman]

i like how tim and joel used sexy women for their movies to make it so visually appealing. nolan wanted "realism" so he got miss tom cruise (yech) and droopy tits maggie. what is hilarious is that katie looked like she was 15 years old and she is supposed to be the d.a. while both harvey and bruce are supposed to be swooning over maggie? realism? my ass. lol.

[Edd Grayson]

The only decent looking lady in the Nolan flicks was Anne Hathaway. But even she can't even touch Michelle Pfeiffer's fingertips IMO 

[johnnygobbs]

i like how tim and joel used sexy women for their movies to make it so visually appealing. nolan wanted "realism" so he got miss tom cruise (yech) and droopy tits maggie. what is hilarious is that katie looked like she was 15 years old and she is supposed to be the d.a. while both harvey and bruce are supposed to be swooning over maggie? realism? my ass. lol.

Joel seems to have quite the eye for casting attractive women in his films, especially the Batman movies, which seems rather ironic in view of his sexuality.

I didn't mind Harvey and Bruce swooning over Rachel in TDK as relatively plain as she was because we're meant to understand that beneath the playboy façade Bruce is really a man of substance who would sooner pick his homely childhood best friend over all manner of European super-models and sexy prima ballerinas.  I did have more of a problem when the Joker, who didn't know Rachel, kept rhapsodising over how 'beautiful' Rachel/Maggie was at Bruce's 'Harvey Dent for D.A.' benefit party. 

Katie Holmes is pretty but like you say it was hard to believe that she was meant to be a  D.A. especially since Bruce is apparently still at Princeton (or has just been thrown out of Princeton) by the point she is already a legal high-flyer at the D.A.'s office.  It's nearly as bad as Bryan Singer expecting us to buy Kate Bosworth as a Pulitzer-Prize-winning veteran reporter in 'Superman Returns'. 

[Catwoman]

Joel seems to have quite the eye for casting attractive women in his films, especially the Batman movies, which seems rather ironic in view of his sexuality.

he just casts even more attractive men.

[Catwoman]

we're meant to understand that beneath the playboy façade Bruce is really a man of substance who would sooner pick his homely childhood best friend over all manner of European super-models and sexy prima ballerinas. 

that doesn't explain harvey's part. lol.

[johnnygobbs]

we're meant to understand that beneath the playboy façade Bruce is really a man of substance who would sooner pick his homely childhood best friend over all manner of European super-models and sexy prima ballerinas. 

that doesn't explain harvey's part. lol.

You know how it gets, working late into the night together on some difficult legal case...

[Catwoman]

we're meant to understand that beneath the playboy façade Bruce is really a man of substance who would sooner pick his homely childhood best friend over all manner of European super-models and sexy prima ballerinas. 

that doesn't explain harvey's part. lol.

You know how it gets, working late into the night together on some difficult legal case...

no i don't. why don't you explain?

[Catbat]

anyone who didn't use one of their votes for "under the mistletoe" doesn't understand sensuality. at all.

Absolutely! I also find the sequence where Catwoman first seduced Batman on the balcony very intense, especially for the feeling of "dangerous eroticism" it conveyed. I've always had this idea that Catwoman was sensually rubbing Batman's rubber suit to somehow "thank" him for having saved her, but at the same time she was menacing him with her claws to subdue and punish him...

[johnnygobbs]

Joel seems to have quite the eye for casting attractive women in his films, especially the Batman movies, which seems rather ironic in view of his sexuality.

he just casts even more attractive men.

What, Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey? 

[Catwoman]

anyone who didn't use one of their votes for "under the mistletoe" doesn't understand sensuality. at all.

Absolutely! I also find the sequence where Catwoman first seduced Batman on the balcony very intense, especially for the feeling of "dangerous eroticism" it conveyed. I've always had this idea that Catwoman was sensually rubbing Batman's rubber suit to somehow "thank" him for having saved her, but at the same time she was menacing him with her claws to subdue and punish him...

that was my fourth choice.