selina's fate

[Twisted_Soul]

Sandusky Register
Woman Licks Light Socket To Prove She Has Nine Lives
by Dave Rice

Selina Kyle, 51, of Sandusky was removed from South Hills Shopping Mall when she apparently went on a rampage at Hot Topic declaring she has nine lives and is willing to prove it.  Ms. Kyle was browsing through the T-Shirts when she came across and read a Garfield T-Shirt that said, "I don't have to worry about over eating.  I have nine lives."  According to reports from employees in the store, Ms. Kyle then began to shout obscenities and knocked two teenager girls down to the floor looking for an electrical socket.  One eyewitness said, "She just blew up!  She began throwing stuff and knocking things around; knocking people to the floor and she kept saying over and over, 'I NEED A KISS!!!'"  When mall security arrived on the scene Ms. Kyle had been licking the wall socket for at least five minutes.  It is un-clear how many times she was shocked, but a foul odor of burnt skin and hair prevailed in the store for some time.  Ms. Kyle was then arrested by local police on assault, and public disruption charges.  Early esitimates from Hot Topic managment put the damages to the store at $17,000.  Ms. Kyle has been ordered to have psychological evaluations performed at St. Peters Hospital for Felines.    

Bwahahaha! 

[BTTFSpencer]

I think she would have found Bruce Wayne and married him. Then they would have had kids bat boy and cat girl. Then when they passed away at the age of 145 they would be in each others arms and then there kids would save the werld again for them ansd junk.

[johnnygobbs]

That was excellent Tarzan.  Really funny.  You should write some more 'what if' pieces.