10 Things that may have happened to Bruce Wayne

[The Joker]

10 Things that may have happened to Bruce Wayne

10. Bruce goes back in time and saves his parents only to discover later on that they actually kind of suck as parents.

9. Bruce finds the guy that started ?Jingle Bells Batman Smells? and kills him.

8. Bruce changes his name to Ernesto ?Batoosie? Shavez and launches the biggest dance craze since the Macarana!

7. Bruce continues to etch things on to the wall in the cave. Years later it?s discovered to be a message warning people about how badly Batman RIP sucks.

6. Bruce spends what little money he has following Frank Miller around and hitting him with spitballs while screaming ?I?m the goddamn Batman!!?

5. Bruce is stuck reading, re-reading, and re-re-reading Final Crisis in hopes it?ll make some kind of sense on any level at all.

4. Bruce passes the time sneaking into the Batcave and re-arranging the furniture. Then he hides and giggles at Dick Grayson.

3. Four Words: Batgirl Harley Quinn Sandwich

2. Bruce uses his detective know how to solve the Black Dahlia Murder but has no luck figuring out the success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1. Waking up several years in the future Bruce is shocked to discover he?s the only hope humanity has against the rise of the Skynet.

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[Tarzan1941]

LMAO!!!! After today, I needed that.  Thank you!

[The Dark Knight]

I like 6 and 4.

[Azrael]

Nice

[Sandman]

8. Bruce changes his name to Ernesto ?Batoosie? Shavez and launches the biggest dance craze since the Macarana!

The Batdance

LOL 4 was the best HAHA Good work.

[CorbyTheJoker]

pretty sure jingle bells batman smells started on one of the first episodes of the animated series.

i know Joker sang it while putting the star on top of a big christmas tree in arkham and when singing "joker got awaaayyy" the christmas tree launches through the ceiling like a rocket.

just...just sayin.