NASCAR's BvS #HeroFaceOff!

[Catwoman]

Ok so I don't really like Jimmie Johnson and I really don't like Dale Earnhardt Jr. but they're driving two bad ass race cars in California this weekend!

Observe



Jimmie is in the Superman car and Dale is in the Batman car....I may have to root for Supes this go round. lol.

http://www.foxsports.com/nascar/shake-and-bake/dale-earnhardt-jr-jimmie-johnson-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-auto-club-speedway-031616

Check your Walmart (if you're in the US obviously lol) because Hot Wheels sized toy versions of these cars are coming soon! Or you can pay $70 for a big ass version that the hood and trunk open and the front wheels turn left and right (I will kill the first person that makes a joke about NASCAR cars turning right) and find other goodies here!

http://store.nascar.com/Batman_vs_Superman_Gear?ab=bm-nascms-Aspot-BatmanVsSuperman-031416

[Catwoman]

[Catwoman]

L-R: Dale, Ben, Jimmie, Hhttp://www.batman-online.com/forum/Themes/batmanonlinecom_default/images/bbc/url.gifenry

[Catwoman]

Well Jimmie Johnson won in the Superman car cause f***ing little f***ing bitch Kyle Busch hit the f***ing wall and didn't get the f*** off the f***ing race track and brought out a f***ing caution flag. Kevin Harvick (my fav driver) had the f***ing race won. I f***ing hate that little prick. Son of a motherf***er. Ugh.

[Catwoman]

Yes I kiss my momma with that mouth. She thought it was bullsh*t too.

[Catwoman]

On a happier note Jimmie and his whole race team wore Superman capes in victory lane. None of you lameasses are paying any attention to this so I won't bother with pics or video.

Also when he took his victory lap the PA system blared the John Williams theme. Never thought I would be pissed off to hear that but I nearly threw my TV remote through the screen. Only reason it was still on was I wanted to see if anyone got their ass kicked after the race. Didn't happen. Ugh.

Yes, NASCAR makes Kitty a little intense...

[Edd Grayson]