The Joker Make Up Kit - let's check this out...

Started by Batnar, Sun, 17 May 2009, 10:25

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Ok.
So I went out on a limb and bought this small boxed Joker make up kit.

I wanted to open it and show you guys the contents and I also wanted to actually try the stuff on me even though it's literally 20 years old.

So here we go...


As you can see, Jack Nicholoson (greatest Joker ever) is on the box smiling away. I can almost hear him say "He's been using brand Xsssssss!"




Here's the back of the box with directions. Very simple and easy to understand.




Here's the contents. To be honest... I was expecting something more for some reason. But it makes sense. Red paint for lips. White for skin. And black for mixing in shadows etc.
Comes with a clean rag in packet and a plastic brush.
The paint is still moist and wet but also a bit chunky because its 20 friggin years old. EEESH!! lol..






Well....




































After a few hours applying the stuff on... this is what came out.
Yes... It is crap. I look nothing like the Joker on the box art. This is clearly a prank make up kit. And you know what's the gag? IT DOESNT COME OFF!! HELP!!!  :'(

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"Do you like eating in here?"   ...Oh yeah. .. ....   ... ... ...You know to tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever been in this room before.   
"hahaeheheh"  You want to get out of here?  "YES."

You've never looked better!

Funny Batnar!  ;D


Sun, 17 May 2009, 14:31 #3 Last Edit: Mon, 18 May 2009, 14:29 by Dark Knight Detective
Ummm.... I'm in a state of bewilderment & shock, right now.  ??? :o

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

That made me smile this morning! 

I knew I should have picked one of these up last year when I saw one.  :D

Quote from: Dark Knight Detective on Sun, 17 May  2009, 14:31
Ummm.... I'm in a state of bewilderment shock, right now.  ??? :o



LMAO.. clearly you know that drag isn't really me, I would hope. lol.

I never tested this stuff on my skin and to be honest, there's no way in hell I would. LOL.  :D
But its a cool box to collect just for the heck of it! A genuine Jack Joker product!
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"Do you like eating in here?"   ...Oh yeah. .. ....   ... ... ...You know to tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever been in this room before.   
"hahaeheheh"  You want to get out of here?  "YES."

Quote from: Batnar on Sun, 17 May  2009, 22:49
Quote from: Dark Knight Detective on Sun, 17 May  2009, 14:31
Ummm.... I'm in a state of bewilderment shock, right now.  ??? :o

LMAO.. clearly you know that drag isn't really me, I would hope. lol.

My "bewilderment" was just a joke, dude (ha, I fooled you!).  ;)

Besides, I can't really see you pulling a Mrs. Doubtfire, anyway! :D But that image you've shown reminds me of this:

(on the left)






LOL! Thats nuts! Funny show too. ;D
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"Do you like eating in here?"   ...Oh yeah. .. ....   ... ... ...You know to tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever been in this room before.   
"hahaeheheh"  You want to get out of here?  "YES."

I would love to have that just for collection purposes, a great item to add!


I have given a name to my pain, and it is BATMAN.

God I remember that set  ;D Kids today don't get anything like this in the latest Batman movies. Have the toy companies lost their imaginations?

What this set lacks however is green spray for your hair. I remember getting my own face made up like the Joker when I was 3 or 4 while on holiday with my family and the guy actually sprayed my hair green lol It came out pretty cool, wish I still had the photo.